Get your blood flowin’ today……, <br /> To benefit the aging suckers….., <br /> Winner wins a candy bunny….., <br /> And a $3.00 gift certificate….., <br /> To your local Wal-Mart’s……, <br /> Gold jewelry department….., <br /> We heard Dracula confess….., <br /> And say, “Yes, yes, yes……, <br /> This Vampire Slam Fest……, <br /> Is gonna be the best”…..! ! ! <br /> <br /> ….Trade Martin,2007.<br /><br />Trade Martin<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/vampire-slam-fest-easter-sunday/